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简介：米娜是一家美容机构的接待员，社交网络上的她有着迷人的脸蛋和身材、性感又温柔的声音，但现实中的她却只是一个整日吃着冰淇淋的超重中年女人。米娜渴望爱情，却也明白自己的外在让她注定与真爱无缘。她通过电话约见网友，却又不敢现身。后来，她终于遇到一个愿意了解真正的她、与她分享故事的男人，这个男人会是她的Mr.Right吗

简介：Due to some common interests between German and Russian aristocracy ( the Russians even had aristocrats in their past not to mention they had an Empress called Catherine the Great, as great as this German count's heiresses… ), it is not strange that this Teutonic count has understood and even enjoyed Herr S. M. Eisenstein's Staroye I Novoye.　　It is not very usual that for the aristocracy to enjoy Bolshevist films full of proletarian demands that put private property at risk or as it happens in this case, a film about the Communist Party's policy on the subject of the collectivization of the Soviet agriculture. Normally this would be perfect gibberish for this German count, but thanks to Herr Eisenstein 's greatness and directorial talent, the hardships of the heroine of the film, Dame Marfa ( Dame Marfa Lapkina ) breached even the thick aristocratic Schloss walls.　　And that's one of the first remarkable aspects of this oeuvre; in spite of the political subject of the film, the powerful images and lyricism ( astonishing and beautiful shot compositions ), especially during the first part of the movie, preserve the artistic merits entirely while serving a propaganda purpose. The second remarkable aspect of the film is the dichotomy between the old and new, the fight to improve the lot of Dame Marfa and her countrymen. There are many discussions because it is not easy even in Russia to change ancient and conservative customs. There are superb metaphors and social criticism ( illiteracy, bureaucracy, religiosity ) which perfectly fit the film, and last but not least, Staroye I Novoye, is a kind of archaic documentary about ancient customs established deeply in old Russia, those ones that our heroine must fight against. And there is also a lot about agriculture ( very enlightening for this German count), especially about harvesting and how to fatten Russian cows or pigs ( literally, no pun here… ).　　Herr Eisenstein had to bear during the last era of his film career, unbelievable censorship and mutilation of his work, as happens with Staroye I Novoye. The film was reedited and Eisenstein accused of sympathizing with Trostky's policies but fortunately the film was restored and showed by the German-frenchified t.v. channel ARTE, natürlich!, including an evocative music score by Herr Taras Bujewski, that fits superbly Herr Eisenstein primal artistic interests.　　And now, if you'll allow me, I must temporarily take my leave because this German Count must buy a tractor for one of his Teutonic heiress.

简介：Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events.

简介：香德祖（成奎安 饰）是一名香港皇家警察，他的老婆（王小凤 饰）怀孕待产，夫妻二人亲密非常。这一日，他们去医院检查的路上，遭遇一伙银行劫匪。出于职责，香抛下妻子奋勇上前追击。经过一番追车和搏斗，香制服歹徒，却被匪首暗算，致使钢筋穿胸而死，尸体被埋于乱铁之中。是夜，一只黑猫跳上香的身体，刚好猛雷劈下，香竟奇迹般复苏，变成活脱脱的僵尸。他复活后力大无比，但害怕阳光，还需要定期充电。香自知时日无多，决定对妻子隐瞒这个秘密，并将银行劫匪绳之以法。　　另一方面，匪徒当初逃跑时劫持少女Gucci（叶蕴仪 饰）为人质，混乱中Gucci拿着装钱的箱子逃跑。愤怒的劫匪四下寻找Gucci，当他们得知香还在人间之时，一番正邪大战在所难免……

简介：巨石强森饰演的灵长类动物学家一直与人类保持距离, 却跟极为聪明的银背大猩猩乔治有着深厚的感情。但是一次基因实验出错, 让这只温驯的大猩猩变成狂怒难驯的庞然巨兽。更可怕的是, 其他动物也发生了同样基因异变。他必须阻止这场全球性的灾难, 更重要是要拯救他的好友乔治。

简介：《豪勇七蛟龙》系列压轴最终篇章。小镇警长基斯决心不再沾染江湖事，与新婚妻子过着平凡安逸的生活，然而树却静而风不息，他妻子被先奸后杀弃尸荒野，迫使他再披甲上阵。当基斯路过一条小村落，赫然发现全村男人均被杀害，女人惨被集体轮奸，他的正义之心再度燃起。在追杀杀妻凶手的同时，他联同六个曾被他关进牢狱的昔日死敌组成七侠，一同抵抗墨西哥土匪头子狄多鲁。

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　讲述了清末上海的小人物陈真在历经苦难后，蜕变成长的故事。

简介：历史系大二学生赵坡（郭晓然 ?饰）是一个出身贫寒的男孩，他诚实善良、内向羞涩，周围的同学除了高干军队子弟就是来自富商海归的家庭，与他们比起来，赵坡俨然是一只寒酸可怜的丑小鸭。偶然的机会，他结识了发廊洗头妹甘秀（霍思燕 饰），这是一个出淤泥而不染的清纯女孩，为了养活智障的弟弟辛苦赚钱。某天，赵坡带着甘秀和同乡何昌兴（赵志刚 饰）、杜永庆（唐以诺 饰）外出游玩。但是却目睹两名同乡兽性大发，玷污了甘秀。在此之后，甘秀从赵坡的生活中彻底消失，他四处寻找，似乎进入了一个扑朔迷离的世界……　　本片荣获第13届上海国际电影节传媒大奖最佳导演奖和最佳新人奖。

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老刑警朱光溪（赵德成 饰）在退休前夜，在一次抓捕抢劫犯包大郎（姚安廉 饰）兄弟俩过程中，击毙了负隅顽抗的包二郎（王璐 饰），从此在郊外过起了隐居淡泊的退休生活。几年后，包大郎越狱潜逃，在前女友阿珍（董炯 饰）家撞见阿珍现男友，话不投机拨刀相向，杀人后携现金与摄像机逃离。他窜至学校绑架了朱光溪的外孙女珠珠（杨倩倩 饰），并把殴打珠珠的录像带转至朱光溪手中。包大郎把爆炸装置绑在珠珠身上，约朱在某茶楼面谈。当地民警李长福（毛永明 饰）从录像中看出人质的确切位置在废塔楼，连忙奔去救人。按时赴约的朱光溪来到茶楼，发现包大郎手握遥控器，朱的部下陈自华（韦国春 饰）用对讲悄悄告诉奔赴人质现场的李长福......

简介：一个青年牧师在日记中向上帝袒露心声。年轻的牧师（Claude Laydu 饰）初到村庄，感受到这里的寒冷和孤苦，他怀着一腔热忱，希望用自己的力量教化众生，令人们更加虔诚，但和村人接触之下他才发现，他们浅薄、功利，有的村民连妻子葬礼都不肯花钱，大多数人根本不关心自己的灵魂是否被拯救，反倒质疑他的献身精神。唯有一位伯爵夫人，因为难以纾解丧子之痛，找来牧师长谈，从而得到开解。但在村子的大环境下，他仍时时感到徒劳无功，他自己的迷茫和痛苦连上帝都解救不了。长期抑郁之下，牧师渐渐吃不下东西，最后发现自己得了胃癌，终于孤独地死去。

简介：Josh Malmuth执笔的NBC 10集多镜头喜剧《艾比酒吧 Abby’s》定于美国时间3月28日首播，该剧设定类似《干杯酒吧 Cheers》（它会在户外 有观众的情况下拍摄），故事背景在圣地亚哥一间无牌酒吧，在这里的常客有自己一套规则，例如不准用手机﹑得用时间才能赢得一席位﹑输了比试就得干一杯含糖的非啤酒饮料等。 这些规则让他们有一种在自己社区的归属感，不过同时，他们也得想办法不让这处被有关部门扫荡就是了。主演包括Natalie Morales﹑Neil Flynn﹑Nelson Franklin﹑Jessica Chaffin﹑Leonard Ouzts及Kimia Behpoornia。

简介：影片讲述了“海王”饰演的乔·布拉文与父亲（史蒂芬·朗）共渡狩猎假期，没想到竟踏入毒贩藏匿海洛因的窝点，面对疯狂的毒贩，父子二人只能与他们展开殊死搏斗。